ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture
and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”
(it needs to be charged)
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY
Friendly reminder that Sherlock didn’t relapse after Irene “died.” Nor when he found out that Molly was engaged and had moved on, or after Moriarty “died.”
When was it? Remind me.
you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks